LDW’s New Site – Pindick.com

Have you heard about our new site here at LDW– Pindick?  Can you guess what it’s about?  It should be a site most of you will go to – because it’s for all of you with small penises.  Pindicks, micro-penises, pencil pricks, nubs.  If you have a dick that most ladies would be ashamed to call a clit, then Pindick is for you!

Pindicks Are For Me

What a cute miniature!

To make fun of!  You didn’t think a Phone Sex Mistress like me, with the stable of hung lovers I have would actually desire a small penis, did you?  No, honey, I like my cock big, thick and throbbing.  What you have between your legs isn’t even worthy of being called a cock.  Cock has a certain meaning to me, and something smaller than one of my lipstick tubes certainly can’t be called a cock.  No, pindick certainly describes your member – small, thin and barely there.

What Use Is A Pindick?

To make fun of, of course.  You know you love it.  Sake’s alive, it’s almost the first thing you tell me when I pick up your call. “Mistress Gemma, my winkie is about 3 inches long.â€Â  Do you know what me and my Mistress friends say when you tell us it’s “about 3 inches longâ€?  It means it’s barely two! That’s when it’s hard.  Can you even see it when it’s soft? Or does it just disappear inside your body. My oh my, it is like a clit.  You do know that most of the clitoris is inside the body, don’t you? Is that where the rest of your penis is?

So, if you’re cock-challenged, make sure you check out Pindick.com!