Here are a few things that are painful. A messy divorce, oral surgery, a tattoo on your private parts and watching Jered Weaver pitch in 2017. My dude can't break the speed limit with his fastball, or so it appears. His fastball is so slow that CC Sabathia beat it in a footrace. I'm talking slow. So join Earl and the Colonel as they list their roster of players that really just need to go away now. For the good of everyone involved.