Table Reads

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81 - Gladiator 2, Part 1
June 11, 2019

"Gladiator 2," you may ask? -- Yes, you read that right. "Didn't the titular Gladiator die," you may ask? -- Oh, yes. "Who wrote this," you may ask? -- Nick Cave. "The musician," you would be remiss not to ask? -- The very same. "I loved 'Red...

80 - Preacher, Part 4 (Finale)
June 04, 2019

It's the conclusion of John August's Preacher script! We got through this in a brisk four episodes because, honestly, it was fucking GREAT! A really solid script deserving of the source material that should have made it to the big screen (though,...

79 - Preacher, Part 3
May 28, 2019

It's the third installment of John August's 2010 Preacher script, and we've got an Irish Vampire road tripping with a deformed youth, astral projection at a serial killer convention, Jesse and Tulip taken hostage, and something unpleasant going...

78 - Preacher, Part 2
May 21, 2019

John August's Preacher script moves into full swing as the titular preacher, Jesse Custer, takes possession of the entity known as Genesis, he and Tulip are reunited, we're introduced to Cassidy and Arseface, and the Saint of Killers comes into play....

77 - Preacher, Part 1
May 14, 2019

While Kelly is sadly indisposed, Shawn and Joshua are joined by Jeff Lewis to read a genuinely good Preacher script written by John August. Gone is the normal snark and derision, as the gang just thoroughly enjoys an engaging and well-written script....

76 - Shazam, Part 6
May 07, 2019

The FINALE of Shazam!! It’s been quite the journey to get here, but it’s worth it for what must be the single most bizarre ending scenes of any superhero script ever. Or, as this script would put it: THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SUPERHERO FINALE YOU EVER...

Ep 75 - Shazam, Part 5
April 30, 2019

Captain Marvel has his first super-powered smackdown. Billy Batson is revealed as the vulnerable alter-ego of Captain America through a combination of gigantic leaps of logic and miracle-level computer software (that comes pre-installed). Sivana...

74 - Shazam, Part 4
April 23, 2019

Sivana makes Magnificus a super-powered adversary to Captain Marvel! This movie says that ‘You’ll Believe a Girl Can Fall!’ — for, like 18 pages! We see just how much Captain Marvel sucks. Literally. Sivana kidnaps some billionaires, including...

73 - Shazam, Part 3
April 16, 2019

The resurrection of evil incarnate! The power of the gods used to hustle at chess and play the MOST TEDIOUS game of baseball in film history! And if you think that Billy’ isn’t going to a “mature” movie on his first day with an adult body, YOU ARE...

72 - Shazam, Part 2
April 09, 2019

It's part 2 of Shazam, so you know what that means! Captain Marvel [not the Brie Larson character -ed.] makes his big debut, allowing William Goldman to explore the sexual desires of a 15 year old girl for a man described as being 25! Ew! Aside from...