A few items of business right off the back: if you disagree with the statement made in the title of this podcast, we feel sad for you. There are not really many good reasons to dislike Canada. They’ve always been pretty nice to you, so you might want to take a look inside and see if it’s just jealousy. Don’t be that guy. Also, Wharff would like to genuinely apologize for anyone taken off guard by the fact that he is not Canadian, nor was he born and raised in Canada.

Good, that’s out of the way.

This episode is a little different. Instead of the normal, full-octane word blasting usually provided, this is kind of like the smooth jazz interlude played during the intermission. Wharff and Damon just hang out and talk about things – and the things are important guys. First of all, we learn more about Damon’s father. Second, we learn more about “Ms. Vegas.” Third, we tell you what to do.

Turn off the death metal, put on your smoking jacket and your house slippers, and settle in. Just like grandpa used to make.

Click Here to get your puzzle on. Serious though, this is something you should do. The U.K. is all about panel quiz shows. Better be prepared.