It's almost the holidays and what better way to celebrate than to get your loved one a sex toy! Join us for part 1 of this magical hypothetical advent calendar filled with so much silicone, Pam Anderson would be jealous.

We are approaching the end of this series on “The Way to be a Sensuous Woman”! It’s been a weird and very groovy journey! And by groovy we mean totally unfortunate for women.

Annnd we're back with Part 2 to Ways to become a Sensuous Woman! Join us on an erotic journey to the 1960s, In this episode, Jamie and I talk about diddling yourself, and how to use grocery store products creatively. 

This week, Jamie and I enter the self-help, non-fiction genre with 1969's "The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman" by J. This is a book about sex and how women should enjoy it to keep their man (who is so simple-minded, he's akin to a caveman).

If you’d like to read along: http://a.co/3jkvdoa  Well, what can one say about a prequel that features a billionaire pale man that may or may not be a vampire and a woman so mind-numbingly saucy it’s like accidentally touching yourself with a ghost pep...

 By far, my absolute favorite sex story cover of all time. Was I drawn to it because it looked horrible? Yes. Did the contents of this book make me snort with laughter? Yes.  This book is 35ish pages of unadulterated (ha- get it...) fun. 

We're back with a new episode of SSR! This week, I (Em), have a cold and we talked about Charlotte Stein's Sheltered. Check out our episode if you like 1) terrible singing, 2) fruit analogies, 3) showtunes.

 This week, Jamie and I tackle "Protecting our Virgin" by Charlie Hart.  Summary: Chloe is left stranded in Jamaica after her boyfriend of four weeks kicks her out of their hotel room for refusing to give up her virginity to him.

We will wait for you to figure out what ridiculous things the lovely Max Monroe has written about now. Yes, it's a series, and yes it is in the same universe as "Tapping the Billionaire" but it now features hunky doctors! Woot woot! 

This week in the world of romance, Em explains to Jamie the joys of doing the horizontal mambo Georgian style. This story by Lucinda Brant is book 2 of the Roxton Family series (how there are more than one, Em will never know).