We rant about self righteous anger, fear of rejection, and the Cleveland kidnapper.

We rant about forgiveness, multiple threading, and scissoring.

We rant about Australian aliens, multitasking, and true bros.

We rant about your last day to live, God's will, and texting game.

We rant about Boston, nothingness, and break-ups.

We rant about North Korea, feminists, and taking it in the greek.

We rant about reality TV, medication, and creepy Germans.

We rant about atheism, sexism, and positive thinking.

We rant about first dates, sunk costs, and your bro's face.

We rant about Facebook, fallacies, and farts.