Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 505 of the podcast that never stops. Ever.

This week: boning up; knock-off podcasts; old thoughts; ignorance desserts; good bad bad good movies; bad to the future; metaphysically metaphorical; bucket of shit; he’s the blue smurf; too ethical; not a duck; Count Milkula; legion of super-weirdos; bad statue; heroic analogs; jock talk; card catalogues; over-extended honeymoon periods; Muppet orphans; travelling show; game night; symbolic horror; Dork Shadows – The Big Sleep; have a cold one; mixed-up twins; laserdisc liberation; famously smelly; going apiarist; and, finally, stab immunity.

Question of the Week: Have you been watching the Olympics? What’s your favourite event?Sub-question of the Week: What sort of apples are popular in your region?Sub-sub-question of the Week: What do you do with your apples? Pies? Turnovers? We want to know!

Thanks for listening.