Shea throws on some khakis and a sweater this week, while enjoying the first case of his roommates new wine of the month club... one reason we're only running a 25 minute podcast this week.  Another reason for the brevity is because Hammer doesn't take his role in your weekly podcast seriously. In other words, he doesn't take any of you seriously... which he shouldn't. The real reason the podcast is so short is not because the Rangers game is on, as Shea will tell you, its because Shea had to get up early and take care of the baby for the first time since... well, ever.

He goes into headlines... Texas firing their AD... Longhorn football... Cowboys have to run the fucking ball... rounding out with Floyd "Money" Mayweather. Just because there needs some emphasis on that last one, Floyd is not retiring. Jim Gray must have said this was Floyd's last fight 58,392 times, and each time made me want to cut myself more and more. Now, it's true that this was Floyd's last fight on his Showtime contract. But it's also true that his next fight, should he win, would give him an all-time professional boxing record of 50-0. It's also true that we all want to see him kick the shit out Pacquiao again, if not just to hear what Manny's excuse would be this time. Put all of that together, and you're talking about the most watched fight in history, and Floyd Mayweather would be promoting it himself... which equals getting fucking paid. And at the end of the day, Floyd only cares about Floyd getting fucking paid.

That's it... oh, other than to remind everyone that the Second Coming has begun, and it stars Jim Harbaugh... And don't let stats blind you, Johnny Football is the best QB of all-time... if not only because Ryan Leaf is the only man to "play" quarterback in the NFL that can put more cocaine up his nose than John.

See you next week.