To ring in the holiday season we gift you commentary on our favorite trash ever, “Twilight.” We deep dive into the world of Twilight and our undying [get it, ‘cause they’re vampires] love for it. Bonus gift for you, this episode is extra long because we just have so much to say. Join us as Molly can’t stop cackling at everything and our discussion of how Bella only loves herself and by extension, Edward, Twilight from Jessica’s point of view, and how this movie is the gift that keeps on giving. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we won’t invite you to our vampire baseball game.

Stats/info: 2008, directed by Catherine Hardwicke, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, and Elizabeth Reaser

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