Blimey!” - Three stories this week from our guest CHRIS NEILL who fondly remembers working in a hotel in his teens, learned how saying the right word to Americans can get you treated like a star and shares some priceless gossip about Dusty Springfieldâ

In 2006 Garrett Millerick didn’t think things could get any worse than his terrible experience directing a play at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, but following his 3am return home things took a severe turn for the worse.

One of Australia's youngest international comedians, Daniel Townes tells his tale of deportation from the USA for simply being honest and too forthcoming with the truth.

From a very early age Steve Jameson and his best friend Mark wanted to be rock stars. One of them made it, and one of them had an incredible journey that took him to Rome, the Tops Of The Pops studio and Watford Gap services on the M1. He might not have

Charmian Hughes relives her father’s extremely eventful out-of-hours visit to a dentist in post-war 1950s Germany.

When off-duty police officer Alfie Moore decided to have an ill-fated small, quiet stag do, he had no idea of the trouble that lay ahead of him. And most of all, the promise he'd made to his bride to be to look after Young Tom.

Wendy Wason struggles to recognises celebrities and also has a fascinating tale of what it was like to be a Scotland fan in Paris, for the 1998 World Cup, and to end up on the front of a major national newspaper

Matt Price's story is a compelling quest that left his eyes very much open and thankfully has a relatively happy ending.

A former teacher turned cricket, football and darts commentator. Even Rob is in awe of John Gwynne's head for stats.

How Wikipedia works, how the snowballing of bizarre news stories work and two new exclusive sketches that work!