-Why the arguing over #TheDress was a nice break for all of humanity. -The guy from Taking Back Sunday turns the clocks back to 2003 by talking bad about the guy from Brand New. -How Kyle blew his shot at every man's fantasy. Subscribe to us on iTunes

-Dakota Johnson's mom jealous of 50 Shades of Grey's success? -Rudy Giuliani criticizes President in the most junior high way possible. -Crack ass doctor prays, claims God told her not to treat gay couple's baby, ignores the whole judge lest ye be judge

-Hot takes on digestive aids. -A lot of people hate Kanye West because he's black. Some just hate him because he's a jerk. Most people have better things to worry about. -Sad that Brian Williams let us down, but the memes have been pretty funny. -Colin

-Parents who take parenting advice from Jenny McCarthy, probably shouldn't be parents. -The one guy we felt we could trust on TV is making up stories. -Lazy adults accuse current generation of kids lazy because they have to shovel their own snow. -Anot

-Man walks 21 miles to work everyday, no one notices he's getting the shaft. -50 Shades of To Kill a Mockingbird. -Super Bowl commercials are the biggest scam pulled on the television viewing public. Subscribe to us on iTunes or find us on your cellu

-Mike begins the show via phone from the scene of a horrific freeway accident. -Questioning the locker room attendant is the football equivalent to blaming the cleaning crew. -Auschwitz 70 years later: would our generation have the fortitude to stop som

 -Death of Northland Mall: Tap dancing on the grave or Woodward's revenge? -Mike and Kyle get into a shouting match about a movie neither one of them saw. -Kale Chips, the 85lb Beagle, in good health. -Tom Delonge from Blink 182 goes 2004 crazy all ov

-Buckeye riot in Columbus vs. Ferguson, reaction double standard? -NCAA may reinstate Joe Paterno's vacated wins. -Snot nosed high school kids try to bully superintendent into canceling school via social media, superintendent puts them in place. Subscr

  -We recount a tale of when "the process of the catch" destroyed our dreams, like Dez Bryant. -Kale Chips, the 85lb beagle steals hearts on the internet. -U.S. military social media sites hacked. ISIS threat or bored teenage hacker? Subscribe to u

-Mike tries to wax philosophical, ends up being depressing. -Oregon trail war stories: remembering the glory days. -Moderate Muslim denounces terror attack, internet silent. -The stupidest click bait in the history of click bait. Subscribe to us on i