This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climaxif you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to

Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars.

Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones. Get wet and wild with us in our

Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books. Get wet and wild with us in our free, privat

She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things

Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy

This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of

This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handsha

The Disgusting Brothers are out clubbing when they get a foursome offer they can't resist. But first? An indecent proposal by Cousin Greg to handsy handle some "action items" with Tom Wambsgans before

What happens in Tahiti better stay in Tahiti because this group vacay included shenanigans, magic, ex-hookups, and a giant dragon. Tune in to find out what went down with our villains before the sun c