John & Pat discuss the soul-crushing emptiness of VIP meet-and-greetsand the weird genius of Stephin Merritt before arriving at the definitive top 10 (or so) stand-up comedians of all time. But not to

A generic title for an episode without a theme, unless you know of some link between Lost and Errol Morris documentaries. And if you do, please dont tell us.

John & Pat look at the Oscars from 30 years ago and compare them to the current year (312 B.C.). Will the same dumb actors show up on both lists? I totally copied & pasted that from our previous episo

John and Pat look at the Emmys from 20 years ago and compare them to the current year (312 B.C.). Will the same dumb actors show up on both lists? Youll be surprised! (Actually, its an awards show,

John & Pat take time to honor two of our greatest actors, lost too soon. Greater actors even, perhaps, than John & Pat themselves. Plus, an inter-podcast shoutout to one of our cutthroat competitors

While this episode makes no mention of cows or the lazy noises they make, the title is nevertheless indisputable, so dont come to us with complaints of false advertising. Focus on getting your own ho

John & Pat get wistful about the concerts theyve seen, the concerts they missed, and probably some random nonsense, as well. Who can remember in this economy?

John & Pat learn to stop blaming the universe for their problems and start blaming themselves, since they chose these movies. A positive move in terms of therapy, but not so much in terms of entertain

John & Pat look back across half a century only to determine its all basically the same crap, only more so now.

John & Pat use their precious time and influence to inform you of 2 of the most overlooked and forgotten gems in cinema history. Youre welcome. Send cash via Venmo. k thx byeeeee!