In a moment of deep self analysis a man can find that the only way to become whole is to lose a part of himself. Limited by the physical vessel that he was brought into this in, a man will feel trapped, but through the miracles of modern science and medicine, he can transform his physical self into the beautiful flower that grows within his heart.

Take a journey into one mans transformation, as mad doctors relentlessly poke, jab, slice, and insert hoses in sensitive places to fix a life time of orthognathic shortcomings. Listen as our mush mouthed host retells the horrors of intravenous fumbling, blood, swollen lips, Netflix and the Cleveland Browns.

Will our host utilize his new found marbled mouth to start a Rancid cover band?

Can you tell what the hell this guy is saying?

Will the Browns beat the over under this year and pull of a 7th win, or will the most exciting part of the 2015 NFL season be the 2016 NFL Draft for the Browns?

Tune in to find out!

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