Coming to the ring, from parts unknown, one half of the ultimate broadcast tag-team Chris "The Cleveland Crusher" Pete, and his opponent abandonment. On the morning of WrestleMania XXXI eve, our in ring announcer gives you the rundown of the professional wrestling event of 2015, along with his opinions on the fittest men who can't climb a ladder, the greatest wrestling gimmicks of all time, old man Sting vs Old Man HHH, and the gorgeous ladies of wrestling.

Is this the biggest tag-team breakup since Shawn Michaels tossed Marty Jennetty through Brutus the Barber Beafcake's barbershop window?

Will the Cleveland Dawg Pound finally give up on their joke of a football team, and embrace Monster Truck racing?

Will our host make it up the final rung of the ladder to grab the gold, or will the solitude prove to be too much for him to handle?

Tune in to find out!

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