Once a year marketing firms meet on the field of battle, backed by special interest groups and billion dollar corporations, for the sole purpose of entertaining a television audience who have no interest in the sporting event that they are watching. After fumbling what was absolute broadcast brilliance, our punter of podcasting tightened his chin strap, and flexed his Foosball knowledge to bring you the first ever pregame, post-game podcast. From predicting the feel good stories of the pregame game show, exploring NBC’s Afterward of a holy text, and determining that Weird Al should do every musical number for every sporting event from now until eternity, our host and his half back drive the ball to the red zone.

Is the next great Soda War a bloody battle between Ginger ale and Sarsaparilla?

Will our host win his over under bet of +7 times Pounds Per Square Inch is said during the big game?

Could this be the moment that these two blue chip rejects finally break the plane, or will they fumble the ball on the one yard line?

Tune in to find out!