Zan wants to take a year of life without getting older to do whatever he wants. Shawn thinks that being a Somali pirate would be fun.

Zan, Shawn, and Clint talk about eating animals. Zan brings up a theory about how there is nothing good and nothing bad.

Clint says that cats can sense lonelyness. Zan asks if Shawn and Clint think anyone in olden times ever made a flying machine. Shawn tells a story about a Walmart crew that went camping in Oregon.

Zan asks Shawn when does life start. Shawn says that the tax code determines when life starts.

Zan has a story about shame. He was driving up a hill in his Ford Explorer and he noticed some smoke coming out of the back. Zan wonders why we feel shame. Shawn tells a story about someone who has no shame.

Zan has a 60lb kettle bell. Zan doesn’t want to be known as The Man. Zan’s grandpa came on a boat from Italy. He had an American dream of his kids and grandkids would have a better life. But as soon as they became educated and got jobs they became The

Zan has some follow up about the Buddha head on the floor. Zan had an experience at work in the bathroom. It ended up in Zan having to run around the office looking at everyone’s shoes.

Shawn is wearing a linen shirt. Shawn says that linen is not for poors. Zan says that Rage Against the Machine came at the wrong time. Zan talks politics and how Trump dropped missiles on Syria.

Zan gave Shawn some purified water instead of spring water. Zan saw a co-worker at a tile store. Zan tells a story about a caper at a pawn shop.

Zan asks Shawn if he has ever volunteered time for the youth. Zan is taking a group of kids camping. They decided to get an Airbnb instead of roughing it.