Outer Darkness

Outer Darkness


Chapter 31: The Bishop is a Ball Scratcher

August 24, 2014

Another lost episode found from 2 years ago! Nimrod and Cuervo intro the re-release from the Temple of Outer Darkness, Brewvies Cinema Pub.

Orrin Porter conducts. Johnny Cuervo and Lady Magdalene join us again. Still on that Purple Penis. Once you have JC you canâ??t go back. Porter gets political. Paul Ryan is a young Mitt Romney. Bastard doesnâ??t give a shit. Mitt is the epitome of America. In the future we will all be brown. Nimrod gets his revolutionary politics from Star Wars. We do not endorse the bombing of any buildings or government structures. Bastard is probably Libertarian. We hope you donâ??t agree with us. Sikhs smoke weed in their temple? Weâ??re in! Porter brings up gun control. Nimrod retells the penis biting incident. Ok, its getting depressing in here... Johnny Cuervo livens thangs up for us with drinks. New drink, Magdaleneâ??s Pie!!! If you love Key Lime Pie youâ??ll love it! JC gives us the recipe. Our rating system for JCâ??s drinks. Magdaleneâ??s Pie is Celestial. Did your Bishop scratch his balls? Bastard had some creepy Bishops. Second anointings. Porter gives us the run down on Mormon foot-washing. Sounds like a swingerâ??s party. Females use the priesthood, only in the temple, only on Sundays. The Church has great marketing. Porter is bitter and angry. We give him an intervention. BJ and Nimrod try to get to the root of Porterâ??s anger. Porter gets pissed. Lady Magdalene whispers words of wisdom. Cuervo makes the best Wet Pussy. Porter is SO DRUNK!!!! JC heals Porterâ??s anger with one drink, he is a miracle worker! Recommendations: Noam Chomsky - Manufacturing Consent, Enderâ??s Game, Porter says VOTE! (Nimrod says donâ??t). Magdalene rates JCâ??s drinks.

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