Re-Release of episode 4: We lost the archive! But Brother Kyle saves us. Nimrod conducts. (Technical difficulties with the mics this week, so sorry). Special Guest JOHNNY CUERVO, The Bartender of the Great and Spacious Building joins us! Drink recommendations and recipes fo that ass! Itâ??s Vodka night. The Lovely Lady Magdalene blesses us with her presence as well. Bastard discusses floating! How many pumps before itâ??s considered â??sexâ??? Nimrod went to church last week, placed bets on criers and took the sacrament! Porter doesnâ??t know about Lamanite wards. Johnny Cuervoâ??s Sex on the Beach. The best Mormon blog ever! Lady Magdalene reads â??Going Cowgirlâ??. Johnny Cuervoâ??s specialty is a â??Purple Penisâ??. JC talks to us about his Mormon background, and how he became a master bartender. Coffee is a gateway sin. Our drink rating system. Drinking advice for beginners. JC shares his secret drink recipes. CHECK OUT JOHNNY CUERVOâ??S DRINK RECIPES PAGE on our site - Brand New!!! New drinkers need to practice at home first! Liquor before beer... its a RULE!!! The Purple Penis gave BJ cottonmouth. Recommendations: Louie, Wiz Khalifa, Newsroom, Sandman, Bloody Red Hooker, and a shout out to all the ladies from Lady Magdalene. Cheers and Batterâ??s Up are great bars.