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We Have A Ruling In Fani Willis Case - EMERGENCY POD
March 16, 2024

Emergency Bonus Pod! - Fani Willis and the Odor of Mendacity on the Fani Willis disqualification motion. Get the OA breakdown with a full analysis and plenty of opinion and context. If you'd li

Judge Dismisses Some Trump Charges. Should We Be Worried?
March 15, 2024

Episode 1014 We begin by pouring a Tequila Sunrise out for the charges against three memorabilia collectors charged with stealing old Eagles lyrics, in which the unexpected airing of 6,000 pages of

T3BE Week 5! Personal Injury and Comparative Negligence
March 13, 2024

Thomas Takes the Bar Exam Week 5! Ok so last week revealed to us that the "hot unbreakable streak" was not, in fact, unbreakable. No one could have seen this coming though, so no use in playing th

Arrested on Her 22nd Birthday. She Didn't Know She Was Undocumented.
March 11, 2024

Episode 1013 Today, we get to meet Azul Uribe. Azul lived most of her life in the US as a devout Mormon, doing her best to get by in a sea of Whiteness. She even made jokes at her own expense abou

Did the Trump Colorado Decision Make You Feel Crazy? You’re Not Alone.
March 08, 2024

Episode 1012 Does anyone else feel like the Supreme Court decided a part of the Constitution just doesn't exist anymore? Perhaps you're like Listener Thomas S, who found this decision absolutely n

T3BE Week 4! Firefighters' Rule and Interstate Commerce
March 06, 2024

Thomas Takes the Bar Exam Week 4! Thomas comes into this week on a HOT, some would say, UNBREAKABLE, streak! 5-0. So, naturally, he aced questions 6 and 7, right? You'll find out! After those answ

MAGA Fascists Try To Ban Drag and Fail. Repeatedly.
March 04, 2024

Episode 1011 Here's one for everyone who enjoys stories about terrible people losing in court! Casey stops by to review Alito's complaint to America's managers about the devastating cost of marriage

A Tale of Two Dons in Criminal Court
March 01, 2024

Episode 1010 It was the worst of Dons, it was the worst of Dons. Eagles singer Don Henley was not taking it easy in a New York City courtroom this week in his testimony against three memorabilia-c

T3BE Week 3! Drugs and Hearsay
February 28, 2024

Thomas Takes the Bar Exam! It's time for the answers to last week's questions, plus two more! If you'd like to support the show (and lose the ads!), please pledge at! For the time being, any p

Project 2025 Is Terrifying
February 26, 2024

Episode 1009 The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 has been making headlines with its promises to set the next Republican president up with a full staff of loyal civil servants and a 920-page ex