Beth awakens in a gothic, velvet nightmare. Shannon acquires robot arms (question mark). The Happy Bakery Corporation goes out with a bang. Taylor and Darcy take a walk. Erica plugs her robot erotica podcast that sadly doesn’t exist,

Sheila and Erica lose their minds over the greatest named street tough of all time! Darcy and the gang visit Jeremy, who is doing some hard time at the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.  Kael meets Ada,

Welcome to Oof, I Wrote That?! Beth refuses to walk. Kael casts a spell. Darcy gets some new threads. Taylor wants to be famous. Erica shows poor ability in naming things. Sheila acts out A Wrinkle in Time in the bathroom.

Welcome to Oof, I Wrote That?! Genre-savvy Beth and fantasy failure Kael meet the villain of their story. Darcy gets a makeover from the least threatening gang of all time. Erica reveals her deep desire to play Dungeons and Dragons,

Welcome to Oof, I Wrote That?! Erica and Sheila start reading their very embarrassing attempts at novels from their youths. Beth and Kael quest for a quest (and a salad). Chibi Sheila discovers a thesaurus before Future Erica can stop her.