Porch Pounders
Tony's an accredited cub scout
bidding wars online with your ex
Chris Gaines cover band - Ill-gotten gains
Puddle of Mudd soul patches
One Nacho goes to Monster Jam
Fat Weird Cookies
GIF vs. Jif
Espresso Machine purchases
Tony goes thongin' on the Beach

---Drinks---
Voodoo Ranger - 1985 IPA
Thumbs Up
Khalua White Russian
Smoked Honey Whiskey Sour