This week we present a compilation of Best Of: Drinking & Drugs. We compiled our best stories revolving around drinking and drugs for your entertainment and educational purposes.

This week the Apostrophe Protection Society closes, booby traps backfire, highly contagious urine, painted dogs, and Florida Man has a unique hiding place. 

This week we go low-class and low-brow with a Best-Of Compilation of "Poops & Farts in the News". 

This week, the towering poop emoji, the puppy with a tail on its head, the case of the stolen bigfoot, the killer robots, the singing fishes, the UFOs, and much, much more.

This week, terrorizing turkeys, a life sentence interrupted, parasites galore, the black knight satellite, plus much, much more.

This week, an egg eating contest gone bad, death by 8 foot python, a marijuana filled balloon stuck inside a man's nose for 18 years, an 11 year old girl gouges out the eyes of a crocodile, the Hawke's Bay UFO incident, and brain to brain...

This week, suicide songs for children, a Walmart shopper on PCP, the math behind traffic lights, hacked hotel bots, quantum speed reading, haunted eBay items, plus much, much more.

This week we have spontaneous human combustion, stripper altercations, vacay in Chernobyl, the world's largest Ouija board, an organism with 720 sexes, plus much more.

This week - bingo cheaters, parking lot meat, when security guards get bored, Jesus shoes, tortoises to the moon, police robots, and UFOs lurking in the deep oceans.

This week, UFO's, cattle mutilations, KISS, voodoo, zombie Angelina Jolie, and guinea pig ice cream. All that and more from this strange world.