G'day, beautiful cunties! Open your hearts, minds, and ears—because our first episode for the month of May is all about... men. Good men. Where are they, who are they, and why are they? Are they merely a thought experiment? Is there something wrong with us for brushing them off as mere hypotheticals? Do you consider yourself as a stellar example, and are now considering unsubscribing from this ignorant, misandrist pod forever? (We don't blame you.) Some of our chosen examples will be expected; others less so.