This week Sean learns that not all the movie ideas need to be ridiculous so he pitches the greatest idea he's ever had (please don't steal it!): In a format unabashedly stolen from the GBBO, a cast of unsigned musicians with various talents and abilities.

What if Dannys Trejo and Tamberelli starred in an SciFi/Asylum style movie set on an automated space ship headed towards the sun? Find out on the triumphant return on Not Movies! We also talk about why we had to take a hiatus and Eric's new life plan, an.

What would happen if the Not Movies gang formed a cult??? We'd probably be directionless and it would be hard for us to make decisions and agree on things. But Eric would definitely end up taking most of the fall. Find out more in this Not Movie!  Thank..

Evil, shark-controlling sea monsters use the effects of global warming to split an ice peninsula off from the mainland and wreak havoc on the now-isolated town. The nerdy science teacher, played by The Rock may be the only one who can reunite the land ma.

The Slapstick British Turtle is the story of a down-on-his-luck boy who befrends a stray snapping turtle. When he finds out that the titular pub has been holding illegal back room turtle fights, he must decide between entering his new friend into the nex.

The Jack attack is back on this episode of Not Movies and we come up with a Manic Pixie Dream Boy movie about a free spirit who picks up cans for a living and also makes garbage art! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Time traveling Golden Girls. Do you need to know more? Rate and Review! Tweet! Binge!

Posse Cats is a story about a group of City Cats trying to stay alive in the mean streets and subways of NYC. Starring Danny ...

Joan is newly single and ready for love! Maybe romantic love... maybe not.  We also talk about Sean's world record and the nitty gritty of Eric's ...

I'm pretty sure this movie includes a drum-off between a human and an alien but I'm not 100% sure. One way to find out! Thanks ...