This is the one where the Doctor and Bill work with Romans and Scots to beat the crap out of a photosynthesis monster that will eat all light in the universe.

This is the one where the Doctor, Bill, and a group of soldiers fight an army of upright crocodiles and lose, I think? and I guess all the soldiers either died or ended up stranded on Mars.

This is the one where the Doctor has a vision about himself killing the president, kills the president, but doesn’t and then he gets stuck in the matrix and totally dies for a second but who cares. Plus they destroy half of Gallifrey.

This is the one where the Doctor isn’t with the monks, Missy isn’t the bad guy, and Bill doesn’t die. Again.

Jared brings us up to speed with the Master and the state of Classic Who as we prepare for The Deadly Assassin.

This is the one where the Earth gets peacefully attacked by aliens, a bunch of really important people die, and a typo nearly kills the human race, and Bill gives up the human race's freedom for a pair of eyes.

This is the one where the Doctor doesn’t save the world from aliens but then does.

This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight space suit zombies in space. And Bill doesn't die.

This is the one where people who don’t exist stop the world from ending by going back in time to kill an animal. Twice.

This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight an alien house made out of tree cockroaches that eat people and turn other people into trees.