Before we get into the synopsis: This will probably be the last episode of the Nintendo Dreamcast. Look here for the pilot of our new series in which we use a Ouija board to contact dead celebrities.

Synopsis: We watched Fox's Rocky Horror reboot so you don't have to. And goddamn was it awful. We also discuss the chiropractor warlocks, the secret magical war between Jimmy Page and David Bowie, and why Ish found it necessary to download the White Castle app.