eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss burger concerns, a story adjacent to Val’s incredible dating history, and a follow-up to a story we forgot to talk about last week!

eD! and Jeff discuss the iPad Pro Magic Keyboard, analysis paralysis, and as-yet-undiscovered Easter eggs!

eD! and Jeff discuss the iPhone SE, rumors about the iPhone 12, a television show they can agree is great, and almost avoid all discussion of COVID-19 entirely!

Dumb essential workers, ridiculous fines, a warning about a show eD! loves that came to Netflix this month, and post-COVID plans!

eD! and Jeff talk Wisconsin voting, ridiculous COVID-19 purchases, conspiracy theories, and Jeff’s newfound personal growth!

eD! and Jeff talk about the worst news of the week, embarrassing Jeff’s kids with threats of TikTok, and some edgy commentary on root vegetables!

eD! and Jeff discuss the 2020 iPad Pro, excellent new offers from streaming services at the moral center of the internet, and their preferences in chicken preperation.

eD!, Jeff, and Val discuss “Love Is Blind”, Popeye, and new sleep aids!

eD! and Jeff discuss internet arguments, the Flat-Earth theory, Netflix shows, and new Twitter followers.

eD! and Jeff discuss Jeff’s luxurious beard, talk about the movie eD!s cousin wrote, Standing Up, Falling Down, and become very excited about a new smartphone case eD! can’t stop thinking about.