Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things

Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things


Latest Episodes

What A Jet Crash Really Sounds Like
September 22, 2023

This episode features a remarkable audio recreation of a F-35 crash, unpopular opinions and scientists using AI to talk to chickens.

Everybody Was Kangaroo Fighting
September 18, 2023

They're closing the beaches in Texas. The Brady Bunch house might be a historic money pit. A marching band director reluctantly tells his kids to stop playing after being tased, bro.

A Walk To London
September 08, 2023

Hamster wheel voyages, gender revealplane crashes and a real lifeBarbie Oppenheimer? What a week this was! Don't forget the invite code for our Cover5 is DD2023.

Backyard Volleyball Gambling
September 01, 2023

This week's show features a crackdown on a backyard volleyball gambling operation, Darren's drive-thru fender bender and an important warning about emu ownership.

Bear Spray And The Electric Gilligan
August 25, 2023

This week we chronicle the struggle of a man who doesn't really like tacos, a Florida woman who claims she confused bear spray with hand sanitizer and a sunflower farm that's had enough of random nudi

Listen Like Cake Thieves
August 18, 2023

People share the exact moment when they knew their relationships were over. A Florida woman is branded a CAKE THIEF. Dave gets a White Sox Captain's Hat (thanks, Jason!). A weirdo wants permission to

The Hawk And The Snake
August 11, 2023

A snake battles a hawk on an unsuspecting woman's arm. Wendy's is introducing a new Frosty flavor. A hike through the woods is no walk in the park.

Spank Goes To The Fair
August 04, 2023

Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet joins us to promote his appearances at the Fair. We learn all about ghost employees and play a round of "Who Is More Florida?".

Ghost Divorce
July 28, 2023

This week's review features a ghost divorce, a male gorilla giving birth and a shark all hopped up on cocaine.

Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day
July 21, 2023

It's Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day, so Spank stops by to plug an upcoming appearance. We review advice columns and consider taking up Pickleball (everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't we?).