Daniel, Markham, Michał and Vinnie stop their torrents for a while and seed some thoughts on piracy into your ears. Stolen ransom money, bankruptcy, eBay scams, Canada, theft of free books, Microsoft Zune, malware bounties with plenty of talk on streaming porn fill in the conversation this week. It's like a long drawn out Michael Bay-esque car crash where each crinkle of steel is a golden symphony in your ears. I wish, the ship's sinking and we're here for your entertainment first. Yarrr.