A whodunit the likes of which John Grisham only dreamed. Phooneybaum and Bastidious must rack their brains to figure out the culprit in the daring unicorn figurine breakage case. Could it be the butler or the chamber maid? Or perhaps the scorned lover! Yo

Some episodes of the Mustache Rangers are great for the whole family. This is not one of them. This is for kids only. No, wait. The other way around. This is specifically not for children. That would have been a mess, huh? Glad we fixed that. In this epi

We can all agree that motivational speakers are con artists and that workshops are scams. Unless those speakers or workshop leaders are from the Mustache Rangers. Then you'd be a fool not to pay any price demanded for the charisma and knowledge they provi

When a podcast dies, the number of mourners at the funeral is equal to the number of iTunes reviews it has divided by 1,000. The 0.055 people at the Mustache Rangers podcast funeral made for a rather sad celebration, which is why the Mustache Rangers made

School is a very special time in a child's life. It's when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you express an individual sense of style! The Mustache Rangers exp

Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We're sorry we've been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we couldn't concentrate. Did you know that misogyny still exists

You may love time travel movies, but they don't make any sense. Don't worry about it. Your brain and the writer's brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It's the limitation of this biological sponge in our head. You fill a sponge with p

Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say "bootcut" but you're not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the magic bacteria that will eat your insides,

Other people's opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It's true! Even babies are all, like, "what's with all the light and the lack of amniotic fluid out

Cards, books, and money. Isn't that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you'll never read. Or you get a card full of money. Really, those are the only three