Pervert Professor busted on bestiality charges is charged with more perverted crimes. Count Reckon finds his Omni Bus! Sun King Goes To War! Finally another pervert teacher busted for perverted crimes. [Ep504]

Doug and Lefty discuss the Space 1999 episode "Space Warp." A Florida man pleasures himself in front of an Uber driver. A tale of two Barons Void is told where only one lives to tell it. [Ep503]

Doug whines about his aches and pains again. A man attacks his fiance and brother for committing witchcraft. Bug-Man defeats the Deep Dung cult! Police find a severed hand in the pocket of a man suspected of decapitating a woman! [Ep502]

Vince McMahon accused of pooping on a woman's head. A man ends up in shootout over wanting to date his own daughter. Bug-Man returns! New homeowners find human remains in the freezer. Count Reckon and Lola rescue Biddy! [Ep501]

Doug and Lefty talk about Doctor Who and then review the Space 1999 episode "Catacombs Of The Moon." Cliff meets a younger version of Baron Void! [Ep500]

Doug talks about troubles with the Shuli Network and The Rob Saul Show. A man is charged with dildo battery. Lefty looks at privilege. Cliff finds himself with two versions of Baron Void. Red offers another teacher sex scandal. Finally a woman finds a pil

Doug and Lefty review the Space 1999 episode "The AB Chrysalis." Count Reckon and Cliff rescue Lola just before everything goes to hell. Red tells the terrible tale of a Peeping Tom seen creeping in West Lake Louisiana. [Ep498]

Relive the sick sad tales of Nailsin News from 2023! [Ep497]

Satanic sex cult busted in Louisiana! Man in dress attempts to burlarize woman's home with sex toy! Superman has a Super Duper Pooper Scooper Christmas! Man attempts to poison nephew with a visine sandwich! [Ep496]

A zoo keeper finds a shoe in a big cat's mouth! Baron and Biddy break in to jail in order to break out Cliff and Lola! Batman and Robin have a weird Christmas. [Ep495]