Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 1 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.