Slap shot! We got actor & writer Noah Forman on the ice. He and the Lovers make a sexy hat trick!

Noah tans his dong, Diana tan her coot and Murf tans his b-hole; meanwhile, Hoz tries to tan his brain and dies.

Find more Foreskin, ahem Forman, @nforman, and don't miss his epic live shows, Improvised Seinfeld and Better Jeopardy, both at the UCB Theatre NY.