Wee-oo, wee-oo! Bust out the restraining order cuz the Lovers' #1 fan, Miz Jane Hammer, done pulled up!

Jane finally explains the corndog's appeal, as Murf and Diana braid each others' pubes; meanwhile, Hoz learns the facts of life...the hard way.

Follow Sweet Jane on all her soc-media accounts @girltakeiteasy, and check out #nailmatchymatchy—it's dope AF.