Who's the most beloved horse in the world? It's Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Who's the best actor of all time? Duh – it's Brad Pitt. Put 'em together and what do you get? THE PERFECT MOVIE. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

Who's our favorite heart-throb with a hairdryer in his pants and a smile that could drive 'ya towards a life of crime? It's Brad Pitt, in Thelma & Louise! But wait?? Who's that knocking?? It's the Cool World Police - run by Brad Pitt!

This one's so obvious, it's going to hurt. Brad Pitt should have been in The Lost Boys. This beloved, 80's punk vampire flick would have been taken to the next level by our flaxen-haired hero. I know, I know – seeing what we could have had is painful.

Cult classic Interview with the Vampire has arrived. Can this very pale Brad take a bite out of Brad as loveable-loser in The Mexican? Featuring special guest Rosemary Valero-O’Connell – Minneapolis cartoonist, illustrator,

Need more zombie-themed Brad content? How about... Brad Pitt making a guest appearance in the low-budget sci-fi flick "Zoombies", a movie about zoo animals gone bad? Thought so. Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

It's a fight to the death! The zombie killin' Brad of World War Z goes up against 90's rom-com Meet Joe Black, where Brad plays the personification of death. Could things get any more exciting?? Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

Surprise... we weren't done talking about Gay Titanic. Enjoy the Super Bonus Episode that nobody asked for, featuring a world where Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio co-star in everyone's favorite 1997 gay love story: Titanic. And nobody dies!

Do you ever wish Titanic was good? We could've had it all with Brad lending his leading-man charisma to this movie. We're even giving you two options in this mini-episode: Brad Pitt replacing Leonardo Dicaprio OR... Brad Pitt as Rose.

We’re back in Montana! A River Runs Through It goes neck-and-neck against after-school special Across the Tracks, a prime Teen Brad.There’s fly fishing and fighting and running galore. Plus: Brangelina’s olive oil venture?

Magic Mike is the arthouse film about male strippers you never knew you needed. Everything is perfect... except for Matthew McConaughey and his stringy body (no offense, Matt). In this mini-episode, we propose that Brad Pitt take over the role of Dalla...