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Micro Episode
We were in LA this week, so we leave you with a micro episode, some quick updates and a story about Brad Pitt the tomato farmer!
16. A Stoning in Fulham County vs Troy
It's rocks versus sticks when these two Brads go to battle. Can the claiping (i.e. throwing rocks at the Amish as a hobby) baby Brad of A Stoning in Fulham County stand up against mostly-abs, skirt wearing Brad as Achilles in Troy???
Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt in 13 Going on 30
Ice, ice, baby. Who would you rather have giving you a strip-tease in baggy underwear – Brad Pitt, or some other dude? Hint: it's Brad Pitt, in our preferable alternate universe where Brad is Jenna Rink's hockey player boyfriend in 13 Going on 30.
15. Ocean’s Thirteen vs Johnny Suede
Brad is BACK for the third and final movie in the Ocean's trilogy. How will Rusty stack up against smooth-talking skeezeball Johnny Suede? Will he be charmed by Johnny's beautiful suede shoes and pompadeur? Will he charm us?
Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt Memento
We just can't remember to forget Brad Pitt in Memento. It's almost like Christopher Nolan wanted our golden boy to play Leonard all along.
14. Killing Them Softly vs The Counselor
These movies really don't deserve to be talked about, but we're gonna do it anyway – because there's no length we won't go for Brad. Hitman goes up against Hitman in a showdown that will leave you reading the 2018 Ikea catalog.
Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt in Best in Show
Where's Busy Bee??! Brad Pitt knows. Brad was born to play Hamilton Swan – the preppy, neurotic dog owner in Best in Show. He could pull off adult braces – plus, he loves dogs. ALSO: The Oscars emailed us back, and we need your help!
13. Megamind vs By the Sea
Brad saves the day as Metro Man in Dreamworks Animation's Megamind, while Brad dukes it out with Angie and speaks okay French in By the Sea. It doesn't take a megamind to see his marriage is in trouble. PLUS – the Oscars emailed us back,
Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt in Bee Movie
Brad Pitt's charm is so powerful, we're pretty sure that if Brad were inhabiting the body of a bee, you would fall in love with that bee. Jerry Seinfeld? Not so much. Enter: Brad Pitt in Bee Movie.
12. Sleepers vs Fury
Well, we couldn't find Contact... so until the Oscars emails Sarah back, you get to listen to Sleepers vs Fury! Wardaddy Brad (we swear to God this is his canonical name) goes up again Brad as a District Attorney. PLUS, he kills a man with a HOT DOG CART!