It's almost Thanksgiving, so don your gravy war paint, square off with John Rambo, and Slip-n-Slide into a pile of taters with Steve and Andrea! Sit at the kids' table with us while we discuss Thanksgiving dictators and detractors, how turkeys play football, and if the year Emeril Lagasse Old Yeller'd the chef was the best or worst year ever. Grab a piece of franken-turkey from James Lipton, but stay away from the Thanksgiving Creep--It's every man for themselves as we try to figure out America's wackiest holiday.