Steve and Andrea have eaten their way out of Shawsalad Redemption to cook you up a chili con carnival of comedic delight. Put Seamless in the friend zone as we bootleg, hack, and duct tape our way to an impressive meal of Mountain Dew chicken wings.  Whip up some Nightmare Bread from foodnetwork.tor as we discuss whether cilantro ruins friendships, how long man can survive on Big Macs, and whether any recipe that starts with the word "Oopsie" could ever be a good idea. Of course it can't. What's wrong with you?