Welcome to show number 2017.18!
Show Notes

We're late this week. Shaddup.
Jon apparently has never listened to the show intro before.

We may have been drinking too many Mad Jack Sucker Punches.
WARNING: this show is a Nova Scotia Kitchen Party

Kelly may be leaving Jon for her new chair.

Jon hates wicker. Wicker is ass.

08:00 - Kelly's Corner

BIO-HACKING!
Kelly may think that Biohacking groups fall under the Girl Guides of Canada.
PBS biohacking...wha?
Russian biohacker is a human compass. Not because he has any interest in magnets. Or north. Or navigation. Or compasses. It's just cool, man.

But it's only cool for a day or so. Depending on how often he turns north.

23:00 - Jon walks us through the Wanna Cry ransomware attack

Kelly discovers "sneakernet"!
Spoiler: The Shadow Brokers stole The Equation Group (cough NSA cough) tools and someone turned one of them, ETERNALBLUE, into the Wanna Cry malware.
Newfie weapons contain an arse, and all. (get it? arsenal?)
Don't. Click. Links. Seriously, just stop it, people.
Jon forgot to read a paragraph of the The Shadow Broker's recent release. But, you should...their writing is so..odd
Spoiler: Someone (cough NSA cough) told Microsoft this really bad exploit had been stolen.
So, only neglected Windows systems were victim of this.
Between the small ransoms and weirdo kill switch, this attack is straight up weird.

Bitcoin wallets: 1, 2, 3.

42:00 - Cooperstown News

The 60th anniversary of the Junior Ballroom Cotillion.

OGG ME!
The JaK Attack! 2017.18 – OGG