The Johnny Whitetrash Show

The Johnny Whitetrash Show


Latest Episodes

Excuses Are Like Assholes
June 05, 2018

Inspiring or nah? Probably nah lol

I’m Not Going To Use Dollar Signs
June 01, 2018

Are humans as a whole as soft as we have ever been? Did Johnny buy a hot dog? Why did Huney spit? Who is Ass Wipe & Chicken Tits? Who picks up Starbucks at night? What doesSee Full PostI’m Not Going To Use Dollar Signs

I Guess I Just Made An Announcement.
May 31, 2018

Look, we knew this thing wasn’t going to last forever. On this show I accidentally announced the end of The Johnny Whitetrash Show. Crazy Town Podcast: thecrazytown.com/2018/05/27/season-2-ep-19-now-available/ Due South by Southeast: www.wonkyspanner.

Worst Movie Review Ever
May 22, 2018

Just driving around with my baby. Might have went to Deadpool 2 in the middle of it all. OK, we did go to see Deadpool 2 in the middle of it all.

STARBUCKS DAY!!!!!
May 19, 2018

Or maybe I should have said, STARBUCKS DAAAAAAY!!. I don’t know. Whatever. I’ve been listening to the new Nine Inch Nails song a lot. Like, I mean a lot. It’s pretty dope. Wanna know what else I’veSee Full PostSTARBUCKS DAY!!!!!

CBC Said Poop
May 18, 2018

You know that woman that pooped in the Tim Hortons? Yeah, apparently we have to talk about that. In other news: I think I’m building an above ground garden this weekend.

Don’t Worry, It’s Healthy
May 16, 2018

Early morning Starbucks run cuz it’s Hump Day, and around here, that means something. Or does it?

Batman Ninja Is Ridiculous
May 15, 2018

Stay woke. Oh yeah, I had a t-shirt get pulled from the TeePublic store because Game Of Thrones thought the shirt was so awesome… or something like that.

The Greatest Thing Since Spiced Bread
May 12, 2018

More Saturday. More Starbucks. More Spotify playlist you should follow because why not? spotify.availableinadhd.com

Hot N Spicy McChicken
May 11, 2018

You know how Spotify is telling me what is morally acceptable to listen to? Yeah, I don’t like that. I mean, I’m not going to be listening to a bunch of R Kelly anyway, but that 6ix9ineSee Full PostHot N Spicy McChicken