Please don't mail screams to people, it's very startling.

Didn't you mother teach you not to enter random homes?

Have you stopped to think about Cthulhu today?

No matter where they come from, puppies need love.

There's no place like a diner with home cooking.

When home calls, should you answer?

If all else fails, blow it up.

'Tis the time of year to share sweaters and awkward conversions with loved ones!

Caves are dangerous. No, seriously I grew up in mining country and we watched hour long PSA about how you never go in a random cave. Don't be a fool stay out of caves full of giant wasps

Gather around the fire. Tango has a tale that will chill you to the bone.