Welcome to episode 14 of the Jake and Simon show! Jake finally edits and episode and Simon is oh-so-proud. We launch straight into our perverse new nose fetish series and see our hapless hero Nathan find himself in quite the pickle. We discuss Jake's utter contempt for vegetarian homeless people and his bemusement at a cross dressers giant rack; he also reviews a bunch of shit - podcast 'Last Podcast on the Left', mondo movie 'Australia After Dark', packet noodles 'Instant Noodles with Beef Flavour'. Simon fires up his new '60 seconds with Simon' segment, talks about the strange trend of Asian tourists visiting a small English town, does Brexit as best he can, and fills Jake in on his latest topic of interest - self surgery. We also talk the etymology of 'gay', how a freezer could save your life.