Y’all, the showrunners got me. I’ll hand it to ABC, the sneaky little buggers, and admit that they tricked me into looking at Joey’s Home Depot proposal pedestal for all the drama when I should have been looking at the white Chevy Tahoe! Daisy and Kelsey in the same vehicle? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale for you and discuss all the important things, such as:

• Are Joey and Kelsey really into each other or are they faking it for the cameras?
  
• Will the golden bachelorettes follow around our new bachelorette on her journey to find love?
  
• Did Daisy choose her After the Final Rose outfit and hair style from my sister’s prom in 1992?
  

Based on the maroon sequins and whimsical bang tendrils, my answer is yes.

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