How is this not a movie yet?
Remember kids, Stealing Uranium is a bad idea for a Get Rich Quick Sceme
Down on your luck? Got bills to pay? Have a low sense of morality and a love of dangerous and life threatening materials? Why not try stealing uranium from a nuclear power plant and ransoming it back to the plant! Really, don't do that. Why not listen to this podcast instead? It won't get you thrown in jail.
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