House Sadness
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J.J.M.
I’ll be 84 before you’ve gotten some help. Welcome to yet another episode of House Sadness. The beached bods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s some chit chat and some movie talk and some string theory discussion,
I-I-I-I-I SK-K-KATE!
Mother of God. I swallowed hot lava. Welcome back everybody to another episode of House Sadness. The wild hogs get things started with the usual chatter and some “WFMs” then when the boy calls you gotta answer,
MY DICK HOITS
If you ever do that again, I’m gonna pull your eyeballs outta your head and eat them. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The deadbeats at dawn get things started with the usual “WFMs” then when the boy calls you always answer,
SUSPICIOUS CHAIR
Who put the acid in my Spam? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the Podcast. The nimrods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then grab your tissues because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting,
SIX FEET, JIZZBAGS!!!
Since your friend got blasted by the splatter gun, d**khead. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jizzbags get things started with the usual “WFMs” then where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who knows but sure know where Clemin is and he’...
YOU CAN’T SHUSH A SMELL
Elmer? You f***ing named him Elmer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The blouses get things started with the usual “WFMs” then write you Congressman because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting,
THEY CALL ME KING SH*T CAUSE I TAKE A LOT OF TRIPS TO THE FUDGE THRONE
I’m sorry. It’s not you, Freddy. I guess I’m just not used to running around a shopping mall in the middle of the night being chased by killer robots. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pink power rangers get things started with the usual...
BUKHAKIS
Don’t worry. Doors always give me trouble, too. They’re tricky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pinball wizards get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face,
BELOW THE BELCH
How about getting your poor old brother a beer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The goo goo dolls get things started with you guessed it: some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so there’s some rambling and tomfoolery,
COCK BRIDGE
My fingers are gone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad sacks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then put up the bat signal because you’re not gonna wanna miss this week’s call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we ...