Barely Soccer Podcast - Soccer, Culture, Whatever we feel like - MLS, EPL, USMNT

Barely Soccer Podcast - Soccer, Culture, Whatever we feel like - MLS, EPL, USMNT


Latest Episodes

Dom Dwyer Goes to Orlando, MLS passes on $4B, USMNT but Bruce Arena steals show
July 26, 2017

Money is flying all over the MLS as Dom Dwyer moves to Orlando for a record breaking $1.6M and MLS passes on a $4B offer. Bruce Arena has been putting on an Off-Broadway performance during the CONCACAF Gold Cup .

Winter Is Here: Manchester United Visits MLS and All-Star Roster Announced
July 18, 2017

What if your favorite soccer players were characters in Game of Thrones? What would their family crest look like? Manchester United mounts an attack on LA Galaxy and Real Salt Lake. The MLS All-Star Roster is announced and Villa wins and ESPY.

Rooney Looks Great in Blue and Dwyer Loves Leroux
July 11, 2017

Exclusive leaked recording of Wayne Rooney’s negotiation with Everton revealed. Are Dom Dwyre and Sydney Leroux the John Legend and Chrissy Teigen of American soccer? The miracle of Soccer Genomics are discussed and how it can explain the performance o...

The Most Patriotic Soccer Podcast Ever: USMNT,MLS and Premier League Kits
July 05, 2017

Dom Dwyer is proud to be an American and he should be with the new Vapor Match Gold Cup kit. Clint Dempsey soars like an eagle casting a shadow over Jordan Morris. Meanwhile our brothers in England are starting to drop some noteworthy kits.

Questionable MLS Calls and Oscar’s Questionable Self-Defense Skills
June 20, 2017

Major League Soccer was riddled with questionable calls last week and Danny,Dice and Hoff mined out the gems. Hoff  survives a monsoon at Yankee Stadium and lives to tell the tale of NYCFC’s win over The Sounders.

Interview with Mark from Seattle, Could MLS Form a “Super Team” and Can Bruce Arena Get a New Suit?
June 13, 2017

Danny and Hoff are joined by Mark from Seattle, a Sounders Super Fan who gives us an inside look on his team and city. USMNT pick up some points and Bradley scores a stunner. Bruce Arena’s suit however was less than stunning and it’s time we call a tai...

Interview with TJ from Chicken Bucket FC, TMac Gets a Haircut and Orlando City SC’s Red Card Fiesta
June 07, 2017

The HotFooty boys sit down with TJ from Chicken Bucket FC to recap the shenanigans that went down in the stands during NYCFC vs. Revolution. Tommy McNamara shocks the world by snipping his locks. Orlando City somehow pull off a draw with with two men d...

Larin and Dempsey Miss PK’s, Loons’ Shuttleworth Wears an Ugly Mask and Liverpool Makes Top 4 as EPL Season Ends
May 23, 2017

Cyle Larin blows a chance from the spot as David Villa finishes his PK while being intimidated by Magic Mike behind the net. Sounders win despite a Dempse PK getting stoned by Nick Ramando. Danny and Hoff manage to hold of till the end of the episode t...

MLS’ Deadliest Catch is Tommy McNamara, Concussion protocol? Fire vs Sounders was a mess, Premier League wrapping up
May 16, 2017

The HotFooty guys take on the hot topic of concussion protocol in the MLS, but start it off with a parody of Deadliest Catch featuring deep sea captains Matt Hedges and David Villa. Tommy McNamara may or may not be the deadliest catch.

Bastian’s Frustration, MLS 1st Quarter Superlatives & EFL Championship Playoff Preview
May 10, 2017

Did Bastian Schweinsteiger truly know what he was getting into? What if he wrote a poem like Mix to sort out his feelings with Hoffspiegel? Danny,Dice and Hoff give out their Q1 MLS Superlatives like “Best Thighs” and “Most Likely to End Season with A ...