It’s been a bad week for the National Guard. One of theirs was arrested for leaking secrets to his gamer buddies. Another was arrested for applying to be a hitman. I don’t remember ever hearing about problems like these.

Introducing a new segment: Petra’s funny trauma stories. This one is about Tupperware. I’m healing by telling stories from my childhood I can’t tell anywhere else. Healing through comedy.

USA has been trigger happy as hell lately, and a prankster seeking viral fame found it when he got shot.

A new memoir is coming out about John Lennon’s Lost Weekend. And we’ve started watching Succession. What a wild show!