Do I Have To Read, The Instruction Manual?

 

“Do I Have Too,”
Read the Instruction Manual?

Many a time, someone has tried to put something together and muttered those exact words.

It’s generally a man thing; after all we have been doing things around the house forever and a day.

I think every man has a little bit of a MacGyver spirit in them, some more than others

You know the attitude, that if you just let me think about this for a moment, I think I can figure this thing out.

Don’t need no directions”, unless it’s the kind with plenty of pictures, right?

Every body knows pictures are the universal language of directions.

Many a time, projects were all but completed and they looked good!

Until the wife says; “what’s this little piece for?” and you say, “What little piece?” and how long have you known about that little piece?

And you end up taking the whole thing apart and having to do it all over again,

But that’s not the worst of it, it’s those dreaded 9 words, that every wife can’t wait to say

That once her husband has heard them one time, it’s more than enough, to last a lifetime!

And what are those words ladies?