This week the boys hit the news hard and in an attempt to give you the best podcast ever. Of course we fell short, eh, fuck it. Enjoy.

-Ostrich hit by car after activists 'free' it from circus
-Alabama boy shoots intruder: 'He started crying like a little baby
-Venezuela Doesn't Have Enough Money to Pay for Its Money
-Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Do Porn For $10,000
-London gets its first naked restaurant, waiting list already at 5,000
-Limp Bizkit fans turn up to non-existent Limp Bizkit gig at Ohio gas station
-Man takes sleeping pills, accidentally orders a yak online